onikins: (Seneca)
Onida "Oni" Girard ([personal profile] onikins) wrote2020-06-08 09:43 pm
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Voice Mail (and Guest Book)

"You have reached the Girard Foundation. For your convenience, we've added an automated menu. Our options have changed, so please listen carefully,

"For charitable deeds, please press one. For ecoterrorism, please press two. For animal control, please press three. If this is an emergency, please open your window and scream bloody murder. If we owe you money, please hold the line--" CLICK!

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